All hail His most high! The Son of our Noodley Lord, the bowl of soup in His manger, King of Kings! Through his strips of charbroiled pork, we are healed! Let the Tonkotsu broth of our Messiah flow over the nations of our God. Our Lord Ramen Noodles, offers you salvation through slurping! A messiah has come!
"And Flying Spaghetti Monster so loved the world, that he gave his only broth, egg, and onion so whosoever slurped Ramen with chopsticks, shall not go hungry but have ever lasting life."
-Narutomaki 3:16
"And Flying Spaghetti Monster so loved the world, that he gave his only broth, egg, and onion so whosoever slurped Ramen with chopsticks, shall not go hungry but have ever lasting life."
-Narutomaki 3:16
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